Internet Purity Test

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The Internet Purity Test

Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
The "submit" button is at the bottom.

Do you use the Internet?(If you don't answer this question, don't take this test)
...once a week?
...once a day?
...every hour??
Do you have a webpage?
...on your own domain?
Do you use an Instant Messenger system(ex: ICQ, AOL, Yahoo!, etc.)?
...More than 2?
...More than 5?
......and you use all of them?
.........simultaneously?
...More often than your phone?
...Do more people have your user name than your telephone number?
Is more than half your hard drive being taken up by downloads?
...and your hard drive is bigger than 5 gigs?
Do you log on before breakfast?
Do you consider yourself incomplete if you're not logged on?
Do you read the news online?
...and you're not a college student?
Do you have more than 1 browser?
...Do you use more than 1?
Do you have more than 1 way to connect to the Internet(ex: modem and ethernet, etc)?
Have you customised your start page to be the page you visit most often?
...Is this page not a search engine?
...Is it your own homepage?
Do you read books online?
Have you ever skipped class or called out of work to surf the 'Net?
...within the last month?
...within the last week?
...yesterday?
...right now?
...check this box if you've run out of sick days and started calling in dead.
Have you ever fallen asleep while online?
Have you cancelled a date with your SO to be online?
...and you told them the truth?
......and they didn't dump you?
Did you meet your SO online?
Have you been online for more than 1 year?
...more than 2?
...more than 5?
...since its inception?
Are you a member of any online clubs(check yes if you play UO)?
Do you play UO(if you don't know what UO stands for, chances are you don't play it)?
...and use it to pick up MOS?
......and had it work?
Do you use "Internet shorthand"(ex: imho, ttyl, cya, gtg, btw)?
...in normal RL conversation?
Have you made up your own Internet shorthand?
...and had it catch on?
Have you not visited RL in the last 24 hrs.?
...in 48?
...in a week?
...in a month(get out much?)?
...you have no idea what RL is??
Do you know more people online than in RL?
Do you have more than 1 email address?
...more than 2?
...more than 5?
......and use all of them??
Did you surf here?
Have you suggested questions for this test based on personal experience?

The Internet Purity Test

Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes". The "submit" button is at the bottom.

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Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
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