Queen - The Basics...
1. Have you ever heard of the band "Queen"?
2. Do you like Queen?
3. .....Do you love Queen?
4. .....Do you consider your favorite genre of music "Queen music"?
5. Can you name one song by Queen?
6. .....three songs by Queen?
7. .....ten songs by Queen?
8. .....a hundred songs by Queen?
9. Do you know the name of the lead singer of Queen?
10. .....Can you name all four members?
11. .......and what instruments each one plays?
12. .......and which songs each one wrote?
13. Have you listened to a song by Queen in the last month?
14. .....in the last day?
15. .....Are you listening to Queen right now??

Queen - As It Began...

16. Do know what song the title of this section of the purity test refers to?
17. Do you know Freddie Mercury's birthday?
18. Do you know Brian May's birthday?
19. Do you know Roger Taylor's birthday?
20. Do you know John Deacon's birthday?
21. Do you know Freddie Mercury's real name?
22. .....and his parents' names?
23. .....and his sister's name?
24. .....and where he was born?
25. Do you know where any of the other Queen members were born?
26. .....Do you know where *all* of the Queen members were born?
27. Do you know the name of Brian May's guitar?
28. .....Do you know the story behind it?
29. Have you heard of the band "Smile"?
30. .....Do you have any copies of their songs?
31. Have you heard of "Ibex"?
32. .....heard of "Wreckage"?
33. .....heard of "Sour Milk Sea"?
34. Have you ever heard any recordings by "Ibex", "Wreckage", or "Sour Milk Sea"?
35. Have you ever heard of "Larry Lurex"?
36. Do you know the name of Queen's first album? (you'd better get this one...)

Queen - Your Royal Collection...

37. Do you own one Queen album?
38. .....and it's not a "Greatest Hits" album?
39. .....Do you own three Queen albums?
40. .....Do you own ten Queen albums?
41. .....Do you own *all* the Queen albums? (the official ones, anyway)
42. .......including "Flash"?
43. .......including Brian, Freddie, and Roger's solo albums?
44. Do you own any Queen LPs?
45. .....All the Queen albums on LP?
46. .......And you bought the LPs *after* the albums came out on CD??
47. Do you own a Queen poster?
48. .....Did you pay over fifteen U.S. dollars (9.35 British pounds) for it?
49. Do you own a book about Queen?
50. .....three books about Queen?
51. .....a book about Queen in a language you can't speak or read?
52. Do you own "Queen - The Eye"?
53. .....And beat it?
54. Do you own over $50 (31.18 pounds) in non-album Queen memorabilia?
55. .....Over $100 (62.36 pounds)?
56. .....Over $1000 (623.6 pounds)?
57. .....Could you buy a car if you sold your Queen collection?
58. .......but you'd rather keep your Queen collection?
59. Do you make *your own* Queen memorabilia? (shirts, bumper stickers, art, purity tests, etc...)

Queen - Letting Them Entertain You...

60. Did you ever go to a Queen concert?
61. .....over three?
62. .....over ten?
63. .....and did you travel over a hundred miles to get there?
64. .......over a thousand miles??
65. Even if you didn't get to go to any concerts, do you still collect bootleg tapes of Queen's live performances?
66. .....Do you sell copies of them??
67. .....Are you not ashamed?

Queen - Online...

68. Do you own a Queen webpage?
69. .....with a picture gallery?
70. .....With a sound gallery?
71. .....with a movie gallery?
72. .....with Queen-ish graphics you made all by yourself?
73. Are you a member of the Queen newsgroup (alt.music.queen)?
74. .....and have read from it in the last month?
75. .....and have read from it today?
76. .....and have written to it today?
77. .......at least four times???
78. Have you taken this purity test before?
79. .....and you're taking it again to see if you can improve your score?
80. Have you ever made a Queen purity test?
81. .....do you wish you had beaten me to it?
82. .....do you think you could make a better one than this one, anyway?

Queen - the Royal Obsession...

83. Are you in the offical Queen fan club?
84. Is November 24th a very sad day for you personally?
85. Did you ever go on a Queen pilgrimage? (to Freddie's birthplace, Freddie's statue, etc.)
86. .....Is your own house now considered a site for others to visit while on Queen pilgrimages?
87. Do you know the heights of all four members of Queen? (in inches or cm)
88. Do you know the heights of all four members of Queen in inches AND centimeters?
89. Did you memorize the words to Bohemian Rhapsody?
90. .....and do you recite them on the slightest whim?
91. .....and do you beg people to give you the slightest whim?
92. Did you ever buy a Queen album for someone you knew didn't care about Queen just so that *maybe* you could convert them?
93. .....Did it work?
94. Do you quote Queen songs and members of Queen on a regular basis?
95. .....even when the quote has nothing to do with your situation at all?
96. Were you furious they put the Wyclef Jean version of "Another One Bites the Dust" on "Greatest Hits III"?
97. .....Were you furious they spelled "Too Much Love Will Kill You" incorrectly on the case of "Greatest Hits III"?
98. .......but you STILL bought "Greatest Hits III"?

Queen - Taking It Too Far?

99. Do you know the exact address of Brian, Roger, or John?
100. Do you sit outside their houses with a camera?
101. Did you steal any property from Brian, Roger, or John?
102. Do you get insanely jealous when you see pictures of the members of Queen with people who aren't you?
103. .....And then you recite the song "Jealousy" by heart from the "Jazz" album?
104. Did you change your name to "Freddie Mercury", "Brian May", "Roger Taylor", "John Deacon", or "Mr./Ms. Obsessed Queen Fan"?
105. Are you afraid of any of the people who checked "yes" on any of the last six questions?

Queen - Long Live the Queen!

106. Are you, in fact, Brian May, Roger Taylor, or John Deacon? If so, couldn't you be using this time to reunite the band again? Pretty please?

Remember that your Queen purity is the percentage of you free from your Queen obsession. For instance, if you are 30% Queen pure, you're 70% Obsessed Queen Fan!
(and special thanks to the *loyal* members of alt.music.queen, who have *finally* discovered this site!
Link to it! Link to it! Link to it!)

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