The 50 Point Volkswagen Purity Test

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    Part One: Fanatic Tendancies
  1. I am a VW fan.
  2. I believe that VWs are more than just cars.
  3. I read VW Trends Magazine.
  4. I read Hot VWs Magazine.
  5. I read Volksworld Magazine.
  6. I read some other VW publication(s).
  7. I read online VW magazines.
  8. I belong to one or more VW mailing lists.
  9. I spend more than an hour daily surfing VW sites.
  10. I browse VW classifieds even though I am not considering a purchase.
  11. I wear VW related clothing.
  12. I collect VW models.
  13. I collect other VW memorabilia.
  14. I wander junkyards in search of disgarded VWs.
  15. When on a trip, I take photos of the VWs I happen to see.
  16. I want a VW tatoo.
  17. I have a VW tatoo.
  18. I create VW art.
  19. I create food to resemble VWs.
  20. I write stories about VWs.
    Part Two: Ownership & Care
  21. I own a VW.
  22. I own more than one VW.
  23. I change the oil every 3000 miles.
  24. I change the oil every 2000 miles.
  25. I change the oil every 1000 miles.
  26. I wash my VW only once a month.
  27. I wash my VW only when it's dirty.
  28. I wash my VW once a week, regardless of dirt content.
  29. I wash my VW every time it gets rained on.
  30. I have a name for my VW(s).
  31. I always call it by its name.
  32. I refer to it as 'him' or 'her'.
  33. I talk to my VW(s).
  34. I would live in my VW if I could.
  35. I do live in my VW.
    Part Three: Integration into Society
  36. I openly show my love for VWs.
  37. I try to make others love them too.
  38. I drive a VW everywhere I go.
  39. I have VW parts strewn all over my yard.
  40. I have VW parts strewn all over my yard, despite the nieghbors' complaining.
    Part Four: General Obsession
  41. I have written a poem about a VW.
  42. I have written a song about a VW.
  43. I own a pair of those fuzzy slippers that are shaped like VW Beetles.
  44. I have painted a large VW mural in my home.
  45. I have decorated the outside of my home with VW logos.
  46. When I mow my lawn, I leave part of it to grow in the VW logo shape.
  47. My children will (or do) have VW names (like Westfalia Smith or Karmann Jones).
  48. I only watch programs involving VWs. (Herbie movies, etc.)
  49. I have plastered my walls with VW pictures.
  50. I answered yes to more than 40 questions on this quiz.
That's all! Just hit the button! Keep in mind that your purity level is the amount of your mind that is pure from Volkswagen thoughts... Your corruption level is the percent of obbsession you have for the cars, get it? (If you don't get it, you'll probably figure it out...)
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